A list of puns related to "Friends"
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
I call him Dr. Awkward
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
Because Lisa Kudrow.
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards
I said y not?
I’ve started saying mucho to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I like to torture my friend's with excellent puns. These are the responses I *live* for. reddit.com/gallery/ms1o2z
Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
I call my wife Doe and she calls me Buck. My friend thought this was weird, so I had to explain...
They're terms of endeerment.
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten. reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
I won.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now he's just Dav.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
Friends dad told me this one
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
My friend told me he was going to Bangladesh
and I said who’s Ladesh?
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
What did Edgar Allan Poe's friends say when he was about to crash into a tree?
Poe a tree!
My friend got a job repairing ladders
He's working his way to the top...
My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”
I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
Yesterday a friend of mine told me he has a new job. He's garbage man now...
well, he didn't let that opportunity go to waste
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
A very patriotic friend who I thought loved everything American just told me he preferred Eurpoean spellings
He's finally shown me his true colours.
I always say "mucho" when i am around my hispanic friends
It means alot to them ;)
I always make sure to say “Mucho” when around my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I tried to tell my vaccinated friend a COVID joke.
But he didn't get it
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?
"I'll bray for you"
I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
My friend sent me a joke on here the other day
I haven’t reddit yet
Friend sent me a timelapse of her folding cardboard boxes, this is how it went.
A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
A friend of mine was recently injured in a bad Peek-a-Boo accident
He’s currently in I-C-U
Two guys are having a conversation about their friends who speak Spanish.
The first guy says, “I like to say ‘mucho’ to my Spanish friends as much as I can.”The second guy asks, “Why would you say that?”The first guy replies, “ Because I know it means a lot to them.”
My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...
I said y not?
My friend Tony asked me not to spell his name backwards
I said "Y Not?"
I say Mucho to all my Spanish friends.
Because it means a lot to them.
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